do you ever hear someone’s name and just
acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
There are five sides to Tumblr
Side one: Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair
Side two: People crying over fictional gay couples
Side three: genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape.
Side four: porn.
Side five: BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS
people who get offended by swearing
shibadoge: DON’T PRETEND YOU HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER
w-a-v-e: i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
scraggay: the-yolocaust: bill nye the
50shadesofwweh: Getting called cute by someone whos cute
grumpysalmon: what’s the point of making your bed if you’re just gonna ritualistically sacrifice goats in it again the next day anyway
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
partybarackisinthehousetonight: some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it
If that bill passes tomorrow i will miss you all.