The _____ of One Direction: Body Parts Edition
As much as I would of loved to have The Peniall of One Direction. I didn’t want to get X rated. It’s everything else that is most sexual about these five sex gods.
EDIT: added the last two since we’ve been seeing comments that they were missing :)
OMG THIS IS AMAZING HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS! Thank you, loves
fill my pail!!!! XD
Via Horan Around With Niall!
GUYS WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MIRROR??????
lois did you shit on the floor again!!!
(Source: dieyoungtrying)
Everyone, stop and reblog this, it won’t make your blog ugly. Taylor is fighting a rare form of cancer and she is struggling to survive. Reblog this photo if you hope she will win her battle with cancer.
Pray for Taylor Love.
i cant stop freaking crying now i hpoe you get better
(Source: oxitocin4)
LET’S
“Lets play pertend”they said (heres the first mistake i made)
“Your the mommy” they said
“Gavins the daddy” they said (heres where i should have stopped playing)
“Where the twins” they said
“Now heres the fun part you a daddy want a new baby” they said (FUCK!!!!)
“But mommy cant have babies anymore” they said
“So mommy wont have sex with daddy and he cheats on her with the sexy lady next store then mommy leaves and takes the house and daddy gets drunk all the time and beats the kids” they said
“OH MY FUCKING GOD WHERE DID YOU LEAN THIS FROM???” I said
“TV”
“Well atleast we dont have to have kids” He says
“FUCK THIS SHIT IM DONE HERE THIS IS CRAP YOUR A HORRIBLE BROTHER AND HUSBAND AND FARTHER!!!” I walk away pissed at the world.
gh0st-in-the-mirr0r
gh0st-in-the-mirr0r is a super secret…dinosuar
(i know because i stalk them HA HA HA)
gh0st-in-the-mirr0r asked: I NEED HELP OH MY PANCAKING PANCAKES IM ALLERGIC TO CINNAMON AND I. LOVE. CINNAMON.
oh i see how it is dissin on the pancakes i dont fuck care if your allergic im goonna come to your goddam house and shove the stupid ass pancakes down your thought
